Yes, the first Monday Joke here at the Armageddon Dispatch and I neglected to post it.
Well, better late than never. Here’s Monday’s joke, on Tuesday.
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.
“For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”