Monday’s Joke

A pony walks into a bar and says “Bartender, may I have a drink?”

Bartender says “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!”

“May I please have a drink?” “What? You have to speak up!” “Could I please have a drink?”

“Now listen, if you don’t speak up I will not serve you.”

“I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”

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